Ok, you heard it here first. I am recording this for posterity so when I am famous I can go back and sue everyone who copies my fantastic idea. Apologies to those who have no idea what I am talking about (i.e. Mom and Dad).
TEAM MONKEY FORCE
2000 points of the new Grey Knights Codex
HQ - Inquisitor Coteaz
TROOPS - 6 of the following:
5 Jokaero Weaponsmiths in a Chimera
Spend the remaining 500 or so points on 2 TAGK squads, since the Inquisitorial Henchmen squads dont take up FOC slots.
Jokaero can fire a lascannons/multimelta/heavy flamers out the top hatch of the Chimera, so you have 6 squads of 5 lascannons = 30 lascannons per turn. Inquisitor Coteaz hides and laughs, and the TAGK stand around waiting for something to get close. Sure, youre terrible in melee but what could ever get close? I want my royalties, half for me and half for my good friend and partner in crime, Jeff Beemer.